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The truth is out there, mixed with equal parts of crap... President George W. Bush is enjoying one of the best approval ratings of his kick-ass administration. He told the assembled press that he feels better than, in his words, "a stallion humping on dope."
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http://chucknorriscanhurtyoubad.4t.com Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a size 15 cowboy boot on its jaw. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. Chuck Norris doesn't have to stop bullets because they know better. There's no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. |
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